Products launch 4 the 13th anniversary of ToNT.oRg in June!
For clay, email your name & get 50% off your initial jar.
See you Jan 22nd for the very first "Tyan up Loose Ends."

​TYAN SHOULD BE DEAD,
​TOO...

​HERE'S WHY SHE'S NOT:
​
JOIN US &
STAY BIZZARELY YOUNG
EVEN THOUGH YOU
TOTALLY KNOW YOU
​DON'T DESERVE IT,
EITHER.

​🐲
​

​A sunrise is God's way of saying,
​"Let's start over again."
​
🥰
​  

​Tyan totally knows a guy...  his name?
His name is, umm --
"God."
Ever heard of him?
Yeah, me neither.
​
~A New Yorker meets TYAN~

​COMMERCE TIME

​​buy clay
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□
​​​cheapskates
(u know who U R.)
​PREORDER now for 50% off
​

​buy hope
#LIFELINE4ALIFETIME

​​​tyan is resolved

​she can help

​​∞

LINK TO OUR TENETS:

​​Knock, knock.
​

"Who would believe that so small a space could contain 
the images of all the universe?"  - Da Vinci  
(He's talkin' about you, BTW!)

“Keep your face always toward the sunshine - and shadows will fall behind you.” 
~ Walt Whitman
   
   

Remember: It's HAPPY new year, not GUILTY new year.  Nothing is worth giving up your happiness for...

"Eat Me."
Screw your diet.
Seriously.  Screw it NOW.

​~said Alice in the Lost Adventures of Alice in Tortureland
by Lewis Carroll (& Tyan)
​

​TYAN still looks like this... only thinner.

• ​WTF??!
• U2 CAN BAFFLE PEOPLE 30 YEARS FROM NOW... 
• When you START NOW.​​

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