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TYAN will hold a Rally each 4th Sunday
She will grant 2 INTERVIEWS/week
SHE will ACCEPT 3 PHONE interviews/week
Due to her recovering health this will be
her campaign schedule until further notice...
TYAN IS RUNNING FOR
GOVERNOR OF AZ
as...
A DEMOCRAT.
(SOMEONE'S GOTTA FIX THIS F---ED UP PARTY!)
SHE'LL BE THE FIRST WOMAN PRESIDENT to WIN & in a
LANDSLIDE IN 2028.
SHE WILL BRING TOGETHER THE ENTIRE POLITICAL
COALITION so that there will no longer be division among
AMERICANS. This country has seen too much.
Women are pacifists and the
best kinds of leaders..,,.
America has been so juvenile, such a young country that
MEN have had their way for too long like teenagers wrecking
the joint: drunk, gleeful, stupid, unworthy.
WE WILL MAKE AMERICAN COME TOGETHER & BE ONE
& FUN
AGAIN!
WE WILL HAVE BLUE HATS WITH GOLD WRITING AND WE
WILL BREAK THE REPUBLICAN STRONGHOLD BUT TAKE
All good lessons learned from their REIGN & add with it the
humility, civility, decency & love missing from the scene
today.
DEMS are just more glamorous, interesting & FUN!!! How
much country music can we take??!
I LOVE COUNTRY... I've got a BAND CALLED "TYAN & THE
MERCY BAND!!!"
AND, OUR THEME SONG WILL BE:
"JUST ANOTHER DAMN WOMAN."
TYAN is a successful business person like TRUMP & can do
ALL HE CAN DO except "backwards & in Heels!"
SHE WILL BRING DIGNITY AND GLAMOUR BACK TO THE
WHITE HOUSE. WE WILL BE RESPECTED AND ADMIRED
AGAIN ON THE WORLD'S STAGE.
She is ANNOUNCING HER CANDIDACY @HER ONE-WOMAN show @the MESA ARTS CENTER on JUNE 25th, her 53rd Birthday.
You're invited to come...
$40 bucks a pop.
She will never ask you to contribute to her campaign but
ONLY IF INSPIRED.
SHE'S A DEMOCRAT WHO ACTUALLY KNOWS HOW TO HANDLE MONEY,
GROW THE ECONOMY, GOVERN, LEAD,
ALL WHILE BEING GORGEOUS who IS ALSO a Successful RECORDING
ARTIST, ACTOR, DIRECTOR, WRITER and OVERALL
FIXER OF EVERY TYPE OF PROBLEM.
SHE'S NOT A FIXER:
SHE'S THE FIXER.
&
MUCH CUTER THAN TRUMP 2 boot! ...
AND A hell of a whole lot nicer!
TYAN WILL MAKE AMERICA WEALTHIER
THAN EVER BEFORE...
Her STOCK PICKS ARE LEGENDARY.
HER RETURNS ARE UNBELIEVABLY MASSIVE.
HER INVESTMENT ABILITY IS UNRIVALED.
SHE WILL TAKE SEED MONEY FROM EACH CONTRIBUTOR
& PLACE IT INTO HER PRIVATE INDEX FUND WITH CONSISTENT
GAINS OF
10,000%
OVER 22 years.
AMERICANS WILL NEVER HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THEIR
FUTURES AGAIN.
TAKE THAT YOU PRICK, BERNIE MADDOFF.
SHE WILL BRING HER KNOWLEDGE OF PROSPERITY
to ALL AMERICAN CITIZENS.
ALL.
"We'll be the Rockin'
Sock 'em Democrats!"
& THE MAGIC RETURNS
AT LAST...
We'll bring civility back to America again, make LOVE the
priority of America again, BE THE EXAMPLE TO END
VIOLENCE AGAIN, AND MAKE AMERICA FUN AGAIN!!!
Tyan is a Buddhist Monk Pacifist Teacher Preacher Director
Singer Actor Dancer Biz GURU MARKETING GOD PAGEANT
QUEEN and CHOCOHOLIC!
TYAN knows ABUNDANCE:
SHE KNOWS the SECRET is not anything but UNLIMITED
POTENTIAL...
...THAT PEOPLE ARE HELD BACK BY FEAR & GUILT...
well,
TYAN KICKED THAT CRAP LONG AGO.
To contribute to TYAN'S CAMPAIGN, buy a copy of her book
for $400. $4,000 signed. $40,000 private show & meet &
greet.
TYAN had the PREMIERE EVENT CO in the Nation of THAI-
LAND (The Land of the FREE) & was the most famous
person in Thailand for 2 years running before she left &
HAD ENOUGH OF IT.
Her business skills became legendary & she'll bring
them to AMERICA as a DEMOCRAT who ACTUALLY
UNDERSTANDS the ECONOMY.
FEAR NOT... TYAN IV IS HERE!
SHE speaks 5 languages, is studying 3 more, is at PhD level
in Math & Theoretical physics, writes music, plays piano &
D--- she looks younger than when she won Miss Thailand
30 YEARS AGO.
OH, and she has an IQ of 180
(actually, 183, but who's counting?)
She's a serial entrpreneur on the rise -- AND IS CALLED,
"THE RISING TIDE
OF THE EAST."
IT was predicted at her birth to SAVE the world by
building
GOLDEN CITIES AROUND THE WORLD.
AND SO, it has begun...
"President is OK -- Spirituality, changing the world
1 person at-a-time, is better."
WE DESERVE BETTER.
Everyone knows Democrats are better looking
(except for MELANIA, I MEAN C'MON!) & TYAN IV
was the highest paid model and actress of her day &
soon will be again...
TYAN SIAM IV disappeared from Thailand long ago, after being
offered several major film roles, including with Oliver Stone
b/c she
HATES FAME. She's back only to help the world, that's it.
Nothing can turn her head...
She is independently wealthy
& cannot be bought.
She's incorruptible and too
old to get into any trouble!!!
SHE IS A DEMOCRAT WITH INTEGRITY.
SHE WILL FOLLOW THROUGH.
SHE WILL LEAD & MAKE AMERICA ...
PROUD AGAIN.
In Thailand she is looked upon like JD Salinger or Richard
Simmons or Greta Garbo as she spent the last 5 years in A
solitary self-imposed Buddhist Retreat as a MONK.
TYAN IV will make AMERICA HEALTHIER, THINNER, PRETTIER,
REDUCE TOXINS and ABOVE ALL: ERADICATE POLLUTION.
Having 1st conquered herself ...
SHE KNOWS HOW to BRING ABOUT WORLD PEACE...
It's time to get off our a---es and do something great for
THE WORLD.
JOIN ME, WITH LOVE,
MISS TY IV
Miss TY graduated HS a year early & attended NYU on a full scholarship until showbiz & Thailand called. She was studying premed but instead became a Professor of Homeoathy & plans to open an accredited scool of Homeopathy in 2027,
She owns the premiere lab of Homeopathy since 1991, Sure-N-Safe. Her remedies are of such high uality she only sells to friends, gives to loved ones, and has Royalty and High Net Worth/Profile individuals as clients.
She supplies ONLY these individuals. In 2027 that will change with the opening of her international school of Homeopathy, "AHA INTL." in BEND, OR.
Her remedies are SO exclusive, they're the ONLY remedies left in the world still made the original old-fashioned way -- accirding to Hahnemann's strict guidelines. Hers are the only remedies available in the WORLD in "X" hand-made potencies, far superior to the Skinner machine knock-offs in the lampooned "C" variety.
She has an honary PhD in Theoretical Physics specializing in Nuclear Fission from Chula University in Thailand. (Thailand's Harvard)) and Tyan thinks all Harvard Grads are Nimrods.
Have you met them? Useless. American Universities have become a total joke.
She will also open 2 world peace universities in cooperation with the current World Peace University in WA. The second location will be in Costa Rica.
TYAN is an honary Kahuna, a revered monk of Hawaii.
She considers it the greatest honor of her life.
TYAN will solve education through very specific plans: She has mapped out completely the rebuilding of our world through a downloaded program lasting 3 days during a period where she had 5 strokes, died 9 times (the longest being a total of 17 min.) but fought through it to remain alive to SAVE THE WORLD.
NO MATTER WHAT THE PROBLEM,
HOW BROKEN THE INSTITUTIONS,
TYAN KNOWS HOW TO FIX 'EM.
Just call her "The Architect."
She's been the world's pre-eminent leader 58 times. Jesus 102. Buddha was jesus, so 236 in total for Buddha (same guy). TYAN is the 2nd coming hailed of as Maitreya.
She can do anything
And...
She knows everything.
Trump was her son 58 times.
Melania a friend 4 times.
Charlie Kird a friend 85 times.
NEVER A FRIEND TO HILARY.
TYAN is seriously psychotic and can answer any question regarding anything at anytime whenever you wish. She will be touring the country until the presidency in 2028 when she will either be elected GOVERNOR or PRESIDENT of the USA.
She has been: Mark Twain, Booth Tarkington, Catherine the Great, Elizabeth the 14th, onf of Henry's wives (if you can guess which one there's a prize at every show!). She was Akhenatan (and JD Vance was there!) AND MANY MANY others including Pissaro and Richard Bainbridge.
She's also been a Nazi.
More about that later...
Her one-woman show "Just Another Damn Woman" kicks off June 25th in MESA, AZ.
She is a sucessful film, tv, and stage director, actor, singer, dancer, tv host.
She is nauseatngly smart and talented and CAN DO IT ALL.
She'll answer ANY QUESTIONS.
HEAL PEOPLE ON THE SPOT.
HEAL OLD WOUNDS.
WOUND OLD HEELS .
CLEAR UP ANY & ALL FINANCIAL TROUBLES
OF ANY INDIVIDUAL ATTENDING ANY SHOW.
YOU WILL NEVER HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT MONEY AGAIN.
NEVER IN THE HISTORY OF OUR WORLD HAS THERE BEEN A BIGGER GENIUS
WHEN IT COMES TO MONEY.
AMERICA WILL BE DEBT FREE IN 10 YEARS.
INCOME TAX ABOLISHED.
THE NEED TO SUFFER TO FEED ONSELF:
OVER.
YOUTH & THE ELDERLY WILL NEVER BE ABUSED OR NEGLECTED AGAIN.
SEXUAL ABUSE WILL DIE IN 2027 NEVER TO RETURN.
HER SPECIALTY???
PTSD
ADD
OCD
ANOREXIA/BULIMIA
NUTRITION
LEARNING TO LOSE WEIGHT.
TYAN WILL ABOLISH OVERWEIGHT.
UNHEALTHY WILL BE A THING OF THE PAST.
THE ONLY FAST FOOD WILL BE FAST, EASY, EFFICIENT TO MAKE AND NUTRITIOUS BEYOND UNDERSTANDING.
HER UNDERSTANDING OF NUTRITION IS FAR SUPERIOR THAN MOST PEOPLE ON THE ENTIRE PLANET WITH THE EXCEPTION OF RFK AND BEN JOHNSON.
SHE LOVES MARCO RUBIO & WILL CHOOSE HIM AS HER RUNNING MATE.
SHOULD HE REFUSE SHE WILL PICK KARI LAKE & THEY WILL FORM THE "PURPLE PARTY" & IT WILL REIGN FOREVER AND EVER. HALLELUJAH!
TYAN SAYS TO THE CITIZENS OF THE WORLD....
"WITH LOVE, IWILL SEE YOU VERY SOON."
YOUR OLD FRIEND,
TYAN 1V
BACK AGAIN FOR ANOTHER REIGN.
THE GOLDEN ONE.
TYAN & CO
